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I will not sell your email address. Probably.

The only way I will sell your email address is if Zuck Markerberg personally comes to my house and writes me a check for $20,000.

In that case I will absolutely sell your email address. Then I will contact you and tell you to get a new email address, and I will give you $10,000.