Right now, I'm the 2,045,148,705th most interesting person in the world. I've been doing a bunch of interesting stuff lately to try to move higher on the list, but so far it hasn't worked.

That's what the show is for. I really need people to find me interesting. Or else I don't know what drastic thing I'm going to do next.

Here's some stuff that is mentioned in the show:

• Snake-haired ladies

• The Pythagorean theorem

• Frozen yogurt

• Pond Man

• Llama musk

Here's some stuff that is not mentioned in the show:

• Ants

• Anteaters

• Anteatereaters

• Etc.

Anyway. Enjoy that information.

This is the bottom of the website.

There's not really anything to see here. This is some people's favorite part of the website, but not very many. In fact, I only know of three people who prefer this part of the website.

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